With aeromodellers of the golden control line years being mainly boys and young men, some serious pranks seem almost inevitable.

Aeromodellers camped together for a week during the annual national championships, providing a formula for creating many memorable incidents.  Anyone who has a story worth re-telling is invited to contribute it to this page for others to enjoy.

Delights of Traralgon:

Rumour has it that the city fathers of the Victorian country town of Traralgon vowed never again to invite aeromodellers to visit, following revelations a few months after the nationals of 1956 that many of the local school girls were pregnant!

In those heady days several modellers discovered that it could be dangerous to go to sleep with your sleeping bag zipped tightly up under your chin to keep out the chill night air.  In those days the zippers of sleeping bags were made of brass, which required just a quick dab with a soldering iron to render the zipper unopenable.  Perhaps these days, a couple of drops of Super Glue would have the same effect...

In fact, it could be dangerous to go to sleep at all during those nationals.  One modeller was amazed to discover upon awakening that he had been carried, camp bed and all, and left asleep in the middle of the main street of town.  A kindly milkman woke him early the next morning!

Goggomobile Dart Takes Centre Stage:

Only sketchy details are available of an event thought to have taken place at the 1961 Nationals at Echuca, Victoria.  In those days, a stylish lightweight mini sportscar made of fibreglass and called the Goggomobile Dart was manufactured in Australia, and one of these was the pride and joy of one John Pfeifer, winner of class 3 teamrace at the previous Victorian Nationals.  It seems that in the dead of night, persons unknown carried John's car into a nearby grandstand, lifted it onto the raised seats therein, and left it there.  It is not known how John managed to get his car off the seats next day, but apparently police offered no help when the matter was reported to them.  However it was done the Goggomobile remained almost unsighted for the remainder of the Nats, as John made sure he kept it well hidden!
For an insider's report of this incident, click here!

Sheep in the Tent!

It was at the 1964 Western District Championships held at the showgrounds of Warrnambool, Victoria, that a few sheep had been left to graze as four legged lawnmowers.  And it was the sheep that inspired a bit of mischief one night, directed at a tent in which the winners of the class 2 teamrace event lay awake late into the night, re-living their great deeds and triumph of the previous day.

Around midnight when the heroes finally drifted off to sleep, persons unknown herded a big sheep into the tent, leaving it to blunder around in the dark and rudely wake the occupants.  Above the bleating and swearing only cackling laughter could be heard, bearing a strong resemblance to that of Geoffrey Lawson!
You can read the confession of one of the perpetrators here.

Stunter off the lines:

More of a disaster than a prank occurred at the Heatherton control line venue of the 1964 Melbourne Nats.

According to reports, Stuart Sherlock's stunter somehow separated from its lines and speared into the side window of a Holden station wagon parked nearby.  Needless to say, the Holden fared better than the stunter, as our picture shows.  But how did the plane come off its lines?

Photo from Rob Edgerton.

Combatant Gets Royal Award With Bar and Cluster:

"The first West Australian Nats in 1967 were an adventure for modellers from eastern states" writes John Quigley.  "The Late Ron Neville attended, as usual with a tribe of juniors with him.  Ron's Junior assistance detracted from his own efforts in Nats contests and until this time he had not won a nats event.  But this time Ron flew in Combat (the real one with 0.40ci) and won!

"The local paper at Northam published a photo of Ron after his win with all his busted combat models.  The caption called him a "ground level Biggles".

"This did not go un-noticed by Basil Healy and myself.  We obtained a 4inch tin pie plate and 2inch red ribbon and from these fashioned a magnificent medal including control line wire and broken prop.  At the presentation dinner Ron was ordained with the peerage:  Royal Order of the Busted Prop with Wire Entanglement!"

Police Visit:

"The only time we got into trouble with the police was when Ralph Brough mugged an old lady's cat by holding an ether soaked rag over its face until it staggered away like it was drunk.  The big fat local police sergeant rode his bike over to Davis Oval and made us all sit on the grass while he gave us a lecture.  Eventually, after we all promised to be good and not cause him any more 'pain and paperwork' (his words), he then sat down with us and talked about model aeroplanes.  He turned out to be a good bloke and we developed great respect for him, so we tried very hard not to get into trouble again.  Ralph copped all the blame for this prank as he deserved to do ... but it had taken four of us to hold the cat down!"

Retaliation!

Being kicked off a local park was a common enough experience for noisy control line fliers, but Ray Sherburn recalls a time when the experience was not accepted without retaliation:

"One day when we were flying at Peppermint Grove the local council park officer came down and told us to leave because we were making too much noise.  We left, but that night we all went around to his house and made a lot more noise by chucking rocks on his tin roof.  Next week we flew at Peppermint Grove again ... but the council officer didn't show up and we never saw him again!"

VolksWagen Car Bomb:

Athol Holtham's VolksWagen seemed jinxed every time it attended a Camden Nationals, suffering a broken windscreen here in 1958, then being written off in a roll over accident at the following one in 1962 as it was being driven home from a party by a well-meaning friend.  But it was on the way back to Melbourne after the 1958 Camden Nats that Athol feared his VolksWagen would become Australia's first car bomb!

The explosive in this instance consisted of one large bottle of nitromethane stowed securely underneath the lid of the boot at the front of the car.  It was not a head-on crash that worried Athol, but reports that a whole train containing nitromethane had exploded with disastrous results in the USA, apparently caused by the nitro getting a bit hot during some hot weather.  And of course it was on a particularly hot day that Athol and his friend Peter Ellis departed Camden in the VW.

All went well while Athol kept the car moving to make a nice cooling breeze, but as they entered the town of Jugiong a police roadblock forced them to stop and wait for far too long under the blazing sun.  As the car cooked, onlookers were somewhat puzzled at the sight of Athol and Peter nonchalantly draping themselves over the boot of the car as they tried to keep their cargo cool whilst they waited... and waited. Fortunately the police were too busy to notice and eventually allowed the car to proceed before an explosion occurred!

Yogi Stowe:

According to very secondhand information, back in the days before Ivor Stowe changed his name to Ivor F he earned himself the nickname of "Yogi" for some of the feats he performed at Nationals.  Apparently he could lie down on a camp stretcher and go instantly to sleep regardless of noise and distractions all around him, even when the noise included engines being run only a few yards away.  But there came a time when somebody devised a scheme for waking him.

A trembler coil is a device used for creating a continuous series of electrical sparks, commonly employed when starting pulse jet engines.  With one lead from just such a trembler coil clamped around the big toe of the sleeping Yogi and the other lead connected to the metal frame of his camp stretcher, great was the expectation as a battery was connected.  According to reports, Yogi sprang four feet horizontally into the air before dislodging the lead from his big toe, whereupon he sank back onto his stretcher, asked dazedly what had happened, then rolled over and went back to sleep!